Comments on: Beauty and the Beast – A Social Media Tale

By: jay

jay — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:47:05 +0000

yeah, if I was just honest on facebook no-one would probably be interested in contacting me anyway. However, the thought of sitting in front of a pc at night ‘talking to it’ whilst pretending that it was someone else when I could be watching pre-mentioned videos whilst ******* *** just does not do it for me. So, it that women in the ***** ***** wants to contact me, then I would maybe set up a facebook account. If not, its back to the videos, beer and building things with my nailgun. The simple things in life are just that-simple.

By: dave

dave — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:30:17 +0000

jay – i knew putting the word beast in the title would draw you in!

i really hate to censor anyone, but it was either block a few words or change my content age cert, and i couldn’t be arsed doing that. i wouldn’t want people getting to this page through a search engine looking for “specialist content” and be dissapointed either.

I know what you mean about doing something to make you famous. But I don’t think I’ll be (**** * ****, ** ** ******) of my choice. Despite the buzz that would generate, I think I’ll give it a miss. i’ll leave that to the pros.

there’s a place in facebook even for you jay. beauty is you can split all your connections into different groups. you can have a “family” group, a “friends” group and a “muppets i managed to shake off years ago” group. you can give each group different privilages and levels of access to your content…

so to the “muppets” group, you could paint a picture of a respectable family man, a god fearing christian who moved to texas years ago and became an oil baron/politician. they’ll not even bother messaging you!

of course, those in your “friends” group will already know that you live in denny and like watching sick videos.

By: jay

jay — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:32:09 +0000

social media….fuck, a still aint even been on facebook yet. the thought terrifies me; all these muppets that i managed to shake of years ago trying to get back in touch. Fuck that, am off the grid. You could easily manage to get 1 million twitter folowers dave….(**** * ****, ** ** ******) of your choice. guarented. I stil cant stop watching the video of that woman (******* ****** **** *** **** **** ** **** *****). rumour has it she died after it…however, if she didnt, and she is reading this, please contact me asap. we share comon interests. if she were to contact me, now that would be a social media success if i ever raead one

By: dave

dave — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:56:20 +0000

Hey Kenton, Thanks, appreciate it! Welcome along!

By: Kenton Cowdry

Kenton Cowdry — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:30:38 +0000

Great article Dave. Just RT’d it into the Twitterverse. I’m in.

By: dave

dave — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:09:44 +0000

That defo givies me some ideas…

By: Colin Gilchrist

Colin Gilchrist — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:07:29 +0000

New tactics required then… a TV Burp video perchance…

By: dave

dave — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:36:07 +0000

Hey Colin,

998’319 to go… might take a while but i’ll die trying!

i cannot see myself doing reality TV, ever. cannot stand any of it.
mind you the apprentice is good for a laugh. i really don’t like laughing at people but they deserve being laughed at sometimes

By: Colin Gilchrist

Colin Gilchrist — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:08:35 +0000

Hey Dave – sounds like the gauntlet has been dropped… so the mission is to get you to 1million… well why not!
Would of course be easier if you decided to be on a Reality TV show or become a famous… whatever