but taking into account the repititous saturday night “talent” show for retards, codename X Factor, needs a little tweaking to say the least. how about my new forat, Celebrity C**t Hunt.

Mr Cameron, Mr Osborne and any other Tory “protect england, fuck the scottish, irish and welsh” MP whom feels they may be left out, are more than welcome to take part….so, a got my gun, the dogs are ready, Mr Cameron the horn signifies the beginning of the hunt, so run ya c**t.

You never know, you may be lucky to get ripped apart by the dogs and not my shotgunpellets at short range. I also suspect your fat, black truffle and caviar munching arse aint fitting down no foxholes; should be a short day for you.

Don’t worry if you get a tear on your £3500 suit (yep, thats the way to identify with the masses, especially the ones that don’t even own a car worth that much) I am sure Saville Row can amend your attire, expensed to the British taxpayer, of course.